Population | 3.948 billion |
Currency | dollarydoo |
Animal | kestrel |
The People's Republic of The Alfalfa Alliance is a massive, genial nation, notable for its smutty television, soft-spoken computers, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 3.948 billion Alfalfans enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.
The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 56.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The powerhouse Alfalfan economy, worth 341 trillion dollarydoos a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 86,525 dollarydoos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.
Therapists dispense hugs for heroin dealers and cuddles for crackheads, hay has been added to school cafeteria menus, the nation grinds to a halt on the anniversary of every marginally noteworthy event, and drill sergeants yell in the ears of bespectacled nerds in cybermilitary "reboot camps". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Alfalfa Alliance's national animal is the kestrel, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.
The Alfalfa Alliance is ranked 38,166th in the world and 627th in The Communist Bloc for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 5,400.17 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : The Alfalfa Alliance was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements and Most Influential and the Top 10% for Most Valuable International Artwork and Most Inclusive.
- : The Alfalfa Alliance was endorsed by The People's Republic of Perclumsia.
- : The Alfalfa Alliance voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Reducing Bycatch".
- : The Alfalfa Alliance voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Declaration Against Slavery and its Violence".
- : The Alfalfa Alliance endorsed The United Socialist States of Trimaros.
- : The Alfalfa Alliance endorsed The Hi TCB I'm Dad of Namwenia.
- : The Alfalfa Alliance endorsed The Free Soviet Tribal Councils of Krajzovda.
- : The Alfalfa Alliance was endorsed by The United Socialist States of Trimaros.
- : The Alfalfa Alliance was endorsed by The Hi TCB I'm Dad of Namwenia.
- : The Alfalfa Alliance was endorsed by The Free Soviet Tribal Councils of Krajzovda.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 40 » Ellietopia, Celedaria, Carrico, Dacaro, International Socialist Union, Equlainne, Newdenizland, Oder Crudia, Atlanc, Likhinia, Kethania, Comuny, The Workers and Peasants Union of China, Gwerq, International Anarchist Confederation, Democratic Republic of Acember, Verenzia, Mikustania, Brauengen, Thelania, Pridneprovye, Egothyzu, Chongro, Libisia, UNIOS, Socialist UwU, De Eon, Old Corus, Dzuk, Restored German Democratic Republic, Terralyan, Anerchi, Eindhoven-Veldhoven, West Irtinaraxiopia, Flyrinia, North Goiky, Remnantia, Krajzovda, Namwenia, and Perclumsia.